Engineers Jokes :2013 * you are reading funny jokes for engineers

Engineering Jokes 2013:Let's laugh Engineers

Collection of Funny jokes for Engineers and Engineering students useful to update as facebook status in 2013

Top Ten Things Engineering School didn’t Teach You

1. There are at least 10 types of capacitors.

2. Theory tells you how a circuit works, not why it does not work.

3. Not everything works according to the specs in the databook.

4. Anything practical you learn will be obsolete before you use it, except the complex math, which you will never use.

5. Engineering is like having an 8 a.m. class and a late afternoon lab every day for the rest of your life.

6. Overtime pay? What overtime pay?

7. Managers, not engineers, rule the world.

8. Always try to fix the hardware with software.

9. If you like junk food, caffeine and all-nighters, go into software.

10. Dilbert is not a comic strip, it’s a documentary.

Beware of Engineers

A notice in a factory for female workers-

"If ur skirt is long, protect urself

from engines

and

if it is short, protect urself from

the Engineers"

Engineers Vs Doctors

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority. SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) : 7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come…… When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks, one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away….Doctors say “Dekh lenge” NOW on return Journey All of them don’t get a direct train to PUNE.So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE SCENE 2 (MUMBAI – LONAVALA) : Doctors decided, “this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE”….All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don’t buy any ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives…. ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom… TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined…….. SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) : SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket ) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets…Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time… SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets….. & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!!.

Engineer Santa

Q. How do you recognize Santa Singh in School?

A. He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases the board.